Category: General Update

10th January 2017 0 By Chris

Hello Edinburgh!

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We did it! We moved to Edinburgh! We drove, our possessions packed into a van that was slightly too small and…

31st December 2016 0 By Chris

2017 New Years Resolution

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Well, it’s that time of year again. Time to look back on 2016 (not too hard! 2016 was definitely an……

27th June 2016 1 By Chris

Changing Jobs

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Come May, I will have had three different jobs in the space of 6 months. An impressive statement, if it weren’t…

7th March 2016 0 By Chris

My Holiday in Riga

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So, I recently went to Riga for 4 days. The purpose of the visit was to meet my fiancees grandparents.…

18th January 2016 0 By Chris

2015 – A Review

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2015 has been a very interesting year indeed! Lots of things have happened, lots of books have been read, movies…

4th January 2016 0 By Chris

New Year’s Resolutions 2016!

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Where did 2015 go? I swear it was only just last week when I was fretting about turning 25 this…

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2 Nov

Every morning after she’s had breakfast, my daughter and I chill on the sofa, play with some toys and put some music on the TV. That music? @Halocene, naturally. When I put the first video on, my daughter has the biggest smile when she hears Addie’s voice!

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19 Oct

Just wondering why multiple delivery companies who deliver packages as a profession have such a hard time grasping the idea of using a doorbell. It boggles the mind.

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19 Oct

Dear @AmazonUK, I would like to inform you and your drivers of a new innovative piece of technology called a “Doorbell”. It negates the need for your drivers to hammer on the door which a) makes our dogs go nuts and b) wakes up my sleeping teeth 7 month old daughter.

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18 Oct

Mrs: Darling, I would like some port tonight, how can we make this happen?
Me: Allow me to translate. “Driver monkey, go get mamma some port!”. How was my translation?
Mrs: ...Spot on.

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16 Oct

Dear @dpd_support, I would like to inform you and your drivers of a new innovative piece of technology called a “Doorbell”. This fantastic little thing alerts people inside houses that you have a package for them instead of being lazy and leaving a “Tried to deliver” slip.

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