Category: Writing

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5th June 2017 0 By Chris

Writing Week – The Lead Up

Writing

For those who don’t follow me on Twitter, I recently tweeted that I had booked off a week from work…

3rd December 2015 1 By Chris

My Writing Process

Writing

Someone I know wrote an article for a website about why and how she writes, and after reading it, I…

24th November 2015 3 By Chris

My new blog!

General Update Writing

Good day everyone and welcome to my blog! This is just a quick first entry to give an introduction of what…

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2 Nov

Every morning after she’s had breakfast, my daughter and I chill on the sofa, play with some toys and put some music on the TV. That music? @Halocene, naturally. When I put the first video on, my daughter has the biggest smile when she hears Addie’s voice!

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19 Oct

Just wondering why multiple delivery companies who deliver packages as a profession have such a hard time grasping the idea of using a doorbell. It boggles the mind.

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19 Oct

Dear @AmazonUK, I would like to inform you and your drivers of a new innovative piece of technology called a “Doorbell”. It negates the need for your drivers to hammer on the door which a) makes our dogs go nuts and b) wakes up my sleeping teeth 7 month old daughter.

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18 Oct

Mrs: Darling, I would like some port tonight, how can we make this happen?
Me: Allow me to translate. “Driver monkey, go get mamma some port!”. How was my translation?
Mrs: ...Spot on.

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16 Oct

Dear @dpd_support, I would like to inform you and your drivers of a new innovative piece of technology called a “Doorbell”. This fantastic little thing alerts people inside houses that you have a package for them instead of being lazy and leaving a “Tried to deliver” slip.

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